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Fun With Logic

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This is just a place to post up brain teasers or fun things you do with logic. Please post in the following order: Your logic thing then your username. I'll begin:

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Given:
Time is Money
Knowledge is Power
Power is work/time

Then:
Power=work/time

so:
Power=work/money

and:
Knowledge=work/money

so:
Knowledge x money= work

and:
Money= work/knowledge

Therefore: The less you know, the more money you make!
-[Falx]

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Girls = Time x Money

BUT Time is money =>

Girls = (Money)2

But Money is the root of all evil =>

Girls = V(Evil)2 =>

Girls = Evil

-[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]

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If I say "I always lie." am I lying?
Because if I do, I'm lying right now. Ergo- I'm always telling the truth. But that means I didn't lie. Ergo- I always lie... ... ...

-[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]

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Given:
Harrison Ford is Han Solo
Harrison Ford is Indiana Jones

Therefore: Indiana Jones is Han Solo

Given: Indiana is the name of George Lucas's dog

Therefore: Han Solo is George Lucas's dog

Given: Chewbaca is George Lucas's dog

Therefore: Han Solo is Chewbaca.

Given: Everyone reverses letters in words at some point in their life and Chewbaca is George Lucas's dog and dog spelled backwards is god...

Then: Chewbaca is god.

Since: Chewbaca is Han Solo and Han Solo is Harrison Ford...

Then: Harrison Ford is also god.

GIven Santa Claus sees every child in the world when they're sleeping, knows when they're awake, and knows if they've been bad or good AND God is omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent...

Then: Santa Claus is god

And Harrison Ford is Chewbaca and since Chewbaca is god, Chewbaca must also therefore be Santa Claus.
-[Falx]

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[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]- I continue the above:

Santa Claus lives on the north pole.

Santa is Chewbaca.

Chewbaca is a big hairy thing, which lives where there's lots of snow.

Chewbaca is Big Foot (Yetti)

Chewbaca is Santa.

Santa is Yetti.

Yetti is Harrison Ford.

Harrison Ford is god.

God is Big Foot.
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[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]- still continuing.

God made humans in his likeness.

We're all Harrison Ford.

We're all Chewbaca.

We're all Lucas's dogs.

I hate dogs.

Therefore, because Chewbaca is a dog and is God, I'm an antichrist.

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[Falx] Continuing...

Since
[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE] hates dogs Chewbaca is a dog and is God and is therefore Harrison Ford, and since we are all Harrison Ford, then [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE] hates everyone, including himself and Santa Claus.

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Einstein's Challenge

This puzzle is typically prefaced with a note explaining that it was written by Einstein in the last century (i.e., the 19th century) and that he claimed only 2% of the world's population could solve it. This story is likely apocryphal, and certainly more than 2% of all people could solve it, given enough time. Hopefully this won't detract from your enjoyment of it:

FACTS OF THE PUZZLE
1. There are five houses in five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of a different nationality.
3. These five owners drink a certain beverage, smoke a certain brand of
cigarette and keep a certain pet.
4. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of smoke or drink
the same drink.

HINTS
1. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
2. The Dane drinks tea.
3. The green house is on the left of the white house.
4. The green house owner drinks coffee.
5. The person who smokes Pall Mall raises birds.
6. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
7. The man living in the house right in the center drinks milk.
8. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
9. The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
10. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
11. The owner who smokes Marlboro drinks beer.
12. The German smokes Prince.
13. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
14. The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.
15. The Brit lives in the red house.
The question is: WHO OWNS FISH?

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[itoe] - Continuing from [Falx]'s and [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]'s stream of logic.

If Atman is the human soul, the existence of a person, and Brahman is the ultimate reality, the beginningless origin of all things, and given that God is beginningless and the origin of all things, God must be Brahman. Easy enough.
However, since [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE] proved that all humans are God, and since the essence of a human is Atman, therefore, Atman = Brahman. I have proved Hinduism.

Given Sean Connery is human and all humans are God, then Sean Connery is God. Sean Connery played Indiana Jones' father. This by substitution means that Harrison Ford is Jesus. Since Harrison Ford is Chewbacca who is God, Jesus is God. I have just proved Christianity.

Santa Claus lives in a secluded place with a bunch of elves. Elrond lives in secluded place with a bunch of elves. Therefore Santa Claus is Elrond.
Elrond is played by Hugo Weaving. Hugo Weaving also plays Agent Smith in the Matrix films. Therefore Agent Smith is Santa Claus is God.
The symbolism is pretty obvious that Agent Smith is Satan and Neo is Jesus. Therefore Satan is God.
Agent Smith is a computer virus. Computer viruses often go after Microsoft. Therefore, Microsoft is the enemy of Agent Smith and Satan. Therefore, Microsoft must be Jesus. Since Microsoft wasn't born in Bethlehem and crucified 32 years later, Microsoft must be the Second Coming.

Thus, Bill Gates is working to save the world from destruction at the hands of [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE].

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Books equal knowledge. Knowledge equals power. Power equals energy. Energy squared equals mass. Therefore, a bookstore is a black hole that knows how to read. (Adapted from Terry Pratchett.)

Or there's another way you could go: Books equal knowlege, knowledge equals power, power equals great responsibility. ERGO, every book can be boiled down to a quote from the first Spider-Man movie. [Tolmeni]

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You have a room high up with a light bulb in it.
You have three light switches downstairs and only ONE is for the bulb.
You can't see the light from downstairs.
Now. How do you find which key operates the light if you can only turn on and off two keys and go upstairs one time?
[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]

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(Continueing the God Sequence)

Given: God is perfect
Given: Nobody is Perfect

Therefore, God is nobody. God does not exist. I have just proved Atheism.

We are all God. God doesn't exist. None of us exist. I have proved abstract Nihilism.

Given: Nobody loves me. 

God is nobody, we are all God. Everybody loves me.

I am God, God is everybody, Everybody Loves me, No one loves me. Therefore, no one loves anyone. Love does not exist.

Everyone loves me, Everyone is God, I am God. [Falx] is a narcissist.

[M_Sinner]

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(still counting...)
We are all god... We just proved Buddhism.
((That's what the current Lama preaches))
[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]

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[Falx] is a Narcissist. [Falx] is God. God is a Narcissist.

God Loves God. God is Everyone. God Loves Everyone. Stalin is God. Stalin was a Philanthropist.

[M_Sinner]

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